The force was not strong with this one

(I Saw this in the news today).

A Star wars fan got a big surprise when he was attacked in his garden by Darth Vader (yes you read that right). Jedi Master Jonba Hehol, better known as Barney Jones a Hairdresser from Holyhead, who founded the first-ever British Jedi church was giving a interview in his back garden when ‘Darth’ dressed in his trademark helmet and a black bin bag leapt over the garden fence.

Due to his lighsaber being either broken or in for repairs, Vader proceeded to lay about his opponent using a metal crutch, whose Jedi Powers proved to be sadly inadequate for the task of defending himself from vaders attack.

After beating Master Hehol, Vader then proceeded to assault the Camera crew and a hairdresser. The report doesn’t specify why he decided to go after the hairdresser, maybe he thought they were responsible for Leia’s hairdo’s.

Master Hehol, was unimpressed by the revenge of the Sith.
"This wasn't a joke. This was serious," he said.

Police are investigating a claim of assault. Can you imagine when they had to make the call to report this? The police must have thought it was a wind up!