Strange days

Just when you couldn't think that things would get any stranger low and behold they do! Lets put it this way there are more contenders then usual for todays quote of the day;



" It's a standard box size"

" The ones where trains come, yes?" ( said in response to a question of which train station they were at)

" It's a standard laptop with a 13 inch screen. It measures 10cm by 10cm by 5cm"

" but why do you need tracking numbers to track a parcel?"

" But why do you not have a full and detailed list of services offered by your competitors to give to any customers who wants it?"

" But why would customs be suspecious of a diamond ring with gold band I said was £20?"



Anyway,



Later folks.