Well at least it's later then the shops

I was a little surprised this morning to find we were singing Christmas carols in sacrement. I know Christmas is fast aproaching but we're not even in December yet! Well if we've started singing Christmas carols at Church I'm sure the relentless barrage of christmas songs on the radio will start any day now.

All the talks were given by the bishopric this morning which was different but we were worried when one of them started their talk but basically saying we should blame the bishop for him speaking. Now I could be wrong but I'm fairly certain that starting a talk bytelling everyone who to blame for you speaking is not the best way to create a impression.

Our Sunday school lesson somehow took a rather large left turn into talking about politics. No, I have no idea how we got to that point either. But at least for the first time the classroom was actually warm as opposed to the corridors being boiling hot and the classroom doing a good impression of a block of ice.

As it was the fifth sunday of the month our final lesson was a joint between relief society and priesthood as was about 'relationships', between members of the ward as opposed to couples. There was a story using a analogy about people giving away " Warm and fuzzy's" which made others feel good before a evil witch tricked them and so from then on they only gave away " Cold and prickleys" I think the point of the story was that we should all be warm and fuzzy towards each other. It was at that point that the teacher asked for suggestions as to what were the most important things in forming relationships. Physics wanted to put his hand up to say " Warm and fuzzys" but photoshop interjected before he did and told him he should be more precise. Which of course physics being physics he immediatly decided to be and started asking what scale of temperature he should use to measure " Warm and fuzzies", how they would be stored and what their relation was to Cold and prickleys material wise.

Fortunatly Photoshop gets physics sense of humour.

Physics has also started to nickname me " Womanizer". When I asked him why he said it was because I had, had more girlfriends then him. But then added he was more successful as he had got a 100% success rate from the efforts he had put into dating. I pointed out that he had told me he hadn't had any girlfriends, which he confirmed and said that proved that he had got 100% success rate from his efforts he had put into dating, which was no effort at all.

So we had philosphy, dating tips, politics and discussion on the material properties of things which didn't exist. Church is always more fun when physics is around.

anyway,

Later folks.