Lorry Driver

Some of you may remember that earlier in the week I was saying that I couldn't get the tune of Britney spears womanizer song out of my head due to a paraody called 'Lorry Driver'. Well after some searching I foudn the lyrics for the parody.

( keep the tune to Womanizer in your head whilst reading or you could just go to youtube to hear the actual version. Oh and where it say's 'horn' in the chorus they actually played a sound effect of a trucks horn. )

You're a man
Who knows exactly where he's goin
On the road
With all your eighteen wheels a' rollin

You deliver milk or sand
or pigs or paint across the land
That's what you do
What you do, mister

A workin man
You drive a wagon for a livin
Arrive on time
Cos that's important when deliverin'

Bread or bikes or garden chairs
or sheds or beds or dancing bears
That's what you do
What you do, mister

Lorry driver, lorry, lorry driver
You're a lorry driver
Oh, lorry driver,
oh You're a lorry driver,mister

Horn, get out of
Horn Horn, the way
Lorry driver, lorry driver
Lorry driver

Eating sausage rolls and cornish pasties
crisps and jaffa cakes
Drinking coffee and some red bull
on your scheduled tacho breaks

You work away
For several days
Life on the road
You're a lorry driver

Live behind the wheel
You drive from Devon up to Aberdeen
Pull off at the services
for diesel and nuts magazine

You read the Sun
And have a saggy bum
Everyone can tell
You're a lorry driver Trucker man

You crunch the miles to make a dollar
It's just a shame
You've got the body of Rik Waller

You should be on Slimfast
you spend your life sat on your ass
But that's the way it is
The way it is mister

Off you go
You've had a kip and had your dinner
And hung up your
New centrefold of Lucy Pinder

You're the greatest driver
fuelled by Yorkie bars and Tizer
That's the way you roll
The way you roll mister

Lorry driver, lorry,
lorry driver You're a lorry driver
Oh, lorry driver, oh
You're a lorry driver, mister

Horn, get out of
Horn Horn, the way Lorry driver,
lorry driver Lorry driver

Eating sausage rolls
and cornish pasties crisps and jaffa cakes
Drinking coffee and some
Red Bull on your scheduled tacho breaks

You work away For several days
Life on the road
You're a lorry driver Live behind the wheel
You drive from Devon up to Aberdeen
Pull off at the services for diesel and Nuts Magazine

You read the Sun
And have a saggy bum
Everyone can tell You're a Lorry Driver

Maybe if I didn't drive a truck for my work
My wife would look like Jordan
rather than Pauline Quirke
And she does a bit, a little bit

Lorry driver, lorry, lorry driver
You're a lorry driver Oh, lorry driver,
oh You're a lorry driver, mister

Horn, get out of
Horn Horn, the way
Lorry driver, lorry driver
Lorry driver

Eating sausage rolls and cornish pasties crisps
and jaffa cakes
Drinking coffee and some Red Bull
on your scheduled tacho breaks

You work away For several days
Life on the road
You're a lorry driver

Live behind the wheel
You drive from Devon up to Aberdeen
Pull off at the services
for diesel and Nuts Magazine

You read the Sun
And have a saggy bum
Everyone can tell
You're a Lorry Driver

Eating sausage rolls and cornish pasties
crisps and jaffa cakes
Drinking coffee and some Red Bull
on your scheduled tacho breaks

Lorry driver, lorry, lorry driver
You're a lorry driver
Oh, lorry driver,
oh You're a lorry driver, mister