Tuesday, August 11, 2009

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Like most of the other people in the UK all I know about next to nothing about this years big brother. Although I was amused to learn the nickname of one of the housemates was nicknamed halfwit, which in itself is a quite amusing description of a housemate but when you put it in the headline I saw it in
" Halfwit up for eviction from Big brother house!"

it's even funnier!

The great train robber Ronnie briggs mere days after being 'released' from prison on compasionate grounds, as he was so ill he was supposed to be near deaths door or something has made a miraculous return to health as according to friends, his freedom gave him access to reserves of strength he didn't know he had.

Excuse me whilst like a fair chunk of the british public I remain somewhat sceptical.

A cargo ship has apparently disappeared in the north sea, triggering a huge search. A comment on one news site suggested that maybe the coastguard were as bad as finding things as the police when looking for stolen cars. Obivously missing the point that a cargo ship happens to be just a little bit bigger then a ford escort!

According to the TV adverts today it's possible to wake up teenage boys with the smell of toast, kids are not worried by a talking eight foot tall carton cow and somewhat worryingly neither are the parents, there are such things as ninja ducks but they are only interested in cleaning toilets and 'oh yes' the church hill car insurance adverts can get even more annoying.

anyway

Later folks

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