Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Badgers, Squirrels and now Monkeys! What's going on.

What is it with animals at the moment? Apparently Indian police are searching for a monkey accused of stealing a pair of glasses from a South Korean tourist. A tourist was visiting the country when he says the monkey jumped through an open window in his hotel room and made off with his reading glasses. A police spokesman said. "It is difficult to trace the monkey but I am trying my best to locate the rogue," he then admitted that, if the thief were found, he could not be brought to justice under current laws, which do not cover wild monkeys So does that mean it covers tame monkeys then?

Well we've had a second day with some sunshine. Shock! Horror! How Spanish inquistionally unexpected :-) You know if this was to keep going we might start to think that it's summer or something. Mind you I did get stuck in a hailstorm of all things on the way home yesterday. And it wasn't a gentle one either. The hail was 'huge' and coming down very, very fast. I did start to worry that the car was going to sustain some damage at one point it was that heavy!

After Reading Nemesis's latest blog post, I was forced to shake my head in puzzlement and pity for the guys in the USA. As Nemesis so aptly puts it

"Went to a pool party on Monday night. The host and most of the invited males stayed upstairs for most of the night while all the young, hot, bathing-suit-wearing girls cavorted in the pool and hot tub alone. This is possibly why the species is going to die out."

Is it just like that old saying. Familiarity breeds contempt? The guys are just so used to pool parties over their not bothered anymore? Maybe this would be a easy problem to fix if the English guys in the YSA could swap places with the guys in the USA. They could be over head and dazzle all of the girls with their accents and we could head over there and dazzle the girls with our accents and smooth English gentlemanly ways. We would also be smart enough to make the most of the opportunities given to us as well. I.e, we wouldn't stay upstairs while the girls downstairs in the pool and hot tub. Okay admitally that doesn't sound very gentlemanly but hey we're Mormons not Monks. As that old saying goes as a man your allowed to look one, it's if you look twice your not a missionary. I don't know what happens if you look three times. Burst into a ball of flames perhaps?

Maybe we should suggest that one of the activities at this years YSA convention is a pool party. See how fast the organizers heads explode, he, he, he, he, he.

We should be off to the cinema this evening. Although I don't know that for definite as my phones battery decided to choose a very, very bad time to die out. I just hope if Engineseer has texted me he doesn't need a urgent reply!

It should be a fun night, assuming I don't run into jinx again.

anyway,

Later!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

lions and tigers and bear oh my!

sorry.. thought we were naming animals.. which makes songs come to mind and well...

guess thats my crazy mind!

Saxon said...

yes, it probably is