Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Are the animals are up to something

Firstly it was the Badgers. There were rumors/claims that Man eating badgers were roaming the countryside outside of Basra in Iraqi. Some people were claiming that British forces had released them.

Now the squirrels seem to be getting in on the act. I've just seen this a news website and it seems to be totally serious. I am not making this up!
" Iran has claimed that 14 squirrels found near the nation's borders were spies. The Iranian The state-sponsored news agency IRNA claimed that "In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders. The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services."

Right so that makes Man eating badgers and Spying squirrels so far. What's coming next? Commando camels? Talking dolphins? No wait, the Simpson already did that one.

Any how. Asda are really not having a good day, nor anyone who has reserved/was going to buy a copy of the last Harry potter book from them. The publishers have just cancelled their order for half a million copies. It's not totally clear why as there's a lot of " He said, She said" going on between the shop and the publisher right now, but I get the feeling there might be a mad scramble today as people try to reserve copies elsewhere. I hope mechancius has ordered any copies for his 'brood' online already and wasn't going to go to Asda.

Also according to the news we're due at least two more weeks of rain, before we get any decent sunshine. Their also forecasting lots of thunderstorms and Friday is supposed to be especially bad. We're supposed to have some today as a matter of fact and looking out the window right now I can well believe it from the look of that sky!

The YSA will be off to the cinema again tomorrow. To reel obviously as it is only £3 on a Wednesday. We're going to watch Die Hard 4.0, which apparently has a different name in the states, don't ask me why . When Engineseer mentioned it on Sunday, Cordeilas new BF said " Doesn't that have swearing and violence in?" " Yes " Was engineseers simple reply, which in turn lead to a few moments of silence as no one was quite sure what to say :-) I'll speak to Engineseer in a effort to only use one car this week, so we don't get a telling off from Cordeila again! At least for not being organised again, I don't know if we'll get a telling off for being too geeky.

Again.

Well if I remember correctly all of the Engineseer household we're doing the close at Mc D's last night. I guess I should have asked tapdance to check to see if there was a giant hole where the restuarant used to stand!

anyway,

Later !

7 comments:

Enginseer said...

You will be glad to hear that the close at McD's with Turner The Brother of Turner and Turner the younger went well. There was no lasting damage to the infastructure of lougborough and the restaraunt was intact when we left.

Anonymous said...

I resent that i got verbally abused by a fat chav!!

Saxon said...
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Saxon said...

blackwidow I'm sure the memories will eventually fade :-)

Saxon said...

Engineseer

"There was no lasting damage to the infastructure of lougborough and the restaraunt was intact when we left. "

I guess that's your story and your sticking to it right? :-)

Nemesis said...

Yeah, it's called "Live Free or Die Hard" here, which I thought was a joke or a snazzy headline at first. It's based on an old "Live Free or Die" slogan from the Revolutionary War (you know, when we kicked y'all out).

Saxon said...

and whos says we didn't want to leave :-)