Yes sports fans, I'm bacckkk. Well as those of you who might read these ramblings of mine on a regular basis there is a certain church website which is a 'favourite' of mine right now. Mainly as it's a easy way of not having to think of topics.
Well surprise, surprise it's actually made me laugh (for once) in a sense that one of the threads was intending funny. It was about the strangest things that people had seen in Fast and testimony meeting. Here's a selection of the best stories. Enjoy!
"The Seattle Public Library is possessed by demons. So said one sister, who then raised her arms and proceeded to cast out said demons." Could make joke about Nemesis. But won't :-)
"There was one guy in a meeting who bore his testimony about how much he liked pornography and didn't know whether or not the church was true. The following week he was called as a stake missionary" I really hope this one isn't true
"Singles ward in SLC, this one was classic. Guy gets up and says he wrote a song and wanted to share it with us all. So he did. Not just the words, he actually sang it a'cappella. The song was called "The Hug" and it was about how he knows he will know who his future wife will be the first time he hugs her. Note to self: never touch that guy in any way shape or form :-)"wow this guy sounds like a real catch and you just know he'll probably end up married before me!
"this crazy guy got up and talked for like15-20 mins about how he had a vision that the world was coming to an end. he was going into all kinds of details, and people were starting to freak out! i wondered why it took the bishop so long to get him off of there...." maybe he was asleep?
"A woman was bearing her testimony and crying so much she almost couldn't say anything. Hers was the last testimony of the day. Before leaving the podium she apologized for being such a big boob. When the bishop got up to close the meeting he said, "That's alright, [sister so-and-so], we in the bishopric all like big boobs." Then he turned a bright shade of red as laughter erupted and he realized what he had said."
"A man got up and started saying how he felt he needed to confess something to the whole ward.He hung his head and proceeded to say, "I've been having an affair with the Relief Society President...........In my head." He started to talk about daydreaming and fantasizing.... didn't get too far. The bishop quickly got up and escorted him outside.My friend said, "You should have seen the look on the RS president."
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please please PLEASE tell me none of those were real.
they were on the internet it must be true:-)
all joking aside. I would like to hope that they aren't, but the people on that website claimed they were true, and they do have a depressing note of being so mad they just might be!
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