Guess who said it

Guess who said the following quotes at Non splitters weddding today;

Which of the girls said which;

"Hmmm, Men!"

" Does anybody mind if I take my top off"

" She's only got a boyfriend she's not married, that means she's not off the market yet"

"don't take a photo while his head is bleeding"

" The calenders not for me, honest!"

Guess which of the boys said which quotes;

" I would never do anything like that"

" I said I'm getting better, not perfect"

" are you sure I can't wallow in self pity"

" You got up at 8.30 and didn't wake me up?"

any guesses?

later!