(overhead in the office)
Guy 1: I like christmas, even though I'm not a christian. I mean I have nothing againist them but it's up to them if they want to believe some guy was hung for them.
Guy 2: You mean crucified
Guy1: Hung, cruficied same different.
In you were wondering I got a call at that point so was unable to interject
Letter to Santa
3 days ago